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life is like a roll of toilet paper, you always think there's plenty more left until suddenly you realise it's almost finished. Reply [deleted] •


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From the moment it became a hot commodity, toilet paper has been on a roll, sparking puns, jokes, and laughter across households everywhere. In this blog, we unravel the wit wrapped around each roll with jokes that will have you giggling, chortling, and sharing with friends. These aren't your run-of-the-mill one-liners; they are carefully.


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you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.


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2 [deleted] • 2 yr. ago Everybody just wiped their ass with me, and I don't do a good job cleaning up because it's always diarrhea. Fuck you Amanda no just kidding toilet paper doesn't have a personality 2 filippoferraris • 2 yr. ago Or dealing wth a pissy cutn 4x4Xtrm • 2 yr. ago Yet another shit joke. Brent4llen • 2 yr. ago


Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom

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More One Liners jokes. Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed. Its girls like u that cause global warming! Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.


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How is life like toilet paper? You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone. 50 Joke Funny/Humor 8 comments Add a Comment uytrgsdgr • 2 yr. ago Or dealing with a pissy cunt 6 No-Control5487 • 2 yr. ago Money is also like a roll of toilet paper the closer you get to the end of it, the faster it goes. beastmode_px40 • 2 yr. ago I.


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Hilarious toilet paper jokes 1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom. 2. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack. 3. What's the difference between wheat toast and toilet paper? Wheat toast is brown on both sides. 4. Why don't people like toilet paper jokes? They're tear-able. 5.


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Joke : Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get the faster it goes..more.more Jokes - Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six.


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Toilet paper. Whoever it was that invented single ply toilet paper, I'd like to shake his hand. upvote downvote report This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18 Did you hear they're recalling Chuck Norris' new toilet paper? Apparently, it's rough, tough, and doesn't take crap off anybody. This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18


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Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a. - OneLineFun.com Funny one-liner #1179 Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole. One liner tags: dirty, life 79.91 % / 3506 votes. Similar one liners I drank so much I'm donating my liver to science fiction. One liner tags: alcohol, health, life, sarcastic


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Give me gold or give me death! Pretty soon it will be cheaper to use a dollar bill to wipe your ass instead of toilet paper. Be careful don't jinks it! Life is like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful. Life is like a roll of toilet paper, you never know when you gonna run out. Dang coronavirus.